Friday, August 13, 2010

A Twist Of Noir 545 - Michael J. Solender

DANGLING ABOUT - MICHAEL J. SOLENDER

Originally published at Pangur Ban Party last year

It was hardly the post-coital afterglow he had read about.

Staring at the ceiling, he noted where the soot of a long-forgotten room fire had ignited the curtains sending acrid fumes in a northbound retreat. Some asshole had left his Camel on the window ledge while he wiggled the rabbit ears on the sorry excuse for a TV that was wedged into the corner. But he didn’t know any of that, all he knew was he’d just spent thirty dollars for a spin with a working girl who refused to even take off her skirt, it was much more efficacious to just drop her panties, which she did after he produced his end of the transaction.

He’d spent another thirty dollars for the room. His check hadn’t been in his hands for thirty minutes and he was doing his best to piss the whole thing away in one night. He stood up and caught his reflection in the mirror.

It was the only piece of glass in the room that wasn’t cracked. The windows were scratched and had spidery fingers into their corners and the lone glass on the nightstand had a chip that he spun to the other side as he poured himself a shot of bourbon earlier. A small pellet or BB had nicked the surface of the television, which probably hadn’t bothered many of the room's prior patrons.

Looking at his pale and pimpled flesh, he was repulsed by his flaccid and lifeless member. The accompanying bits, dangled about far from his frame as the summer heat drew them away from his sweaty and unwashed body. Nature’s way of preserving and keeping viable the life-bearing fluid they were prepared to secrete. In Jack Spence’s case, the only exodus they would see in the upcoming days would be at his hand or as a result of another three sawbuck expenditure.

Most men had some kind of sorry love affair with their equipment; Spence was not so attached to his that he wasn’t willing to put it inside of some very questionable receptacles.

Work. Eat. Sleep. Screw. Repeat.

He lay back down on his back and began to contribute his own layer of grime to the ceiling as he fired up a smoke. He played with his lighter, flicking it on and off, on and off, the click of the hinged Zippo sharply cracking against the dead air in the room. His girlfriend long gone, the place still stank like bad sex, stale cigarettes and Binaca.

The flame off the Zippo flickered against the greenish-gray TV. He tried not to notice his own image as it flicked off the set into his retina in time with his opening and closing the lighter. The butane was running low and the flame receded to the quick, barely a blue orb capped with a slight yellow crown.

40 years old and Spence was barely more than a day laborer at a Compton manufacturer. His $180 a week was good for rent, a bottle of bourbon, lunches at Nick’s, a few groceries and one or two working girl visits.

His Friday evening ritual long ago became habit and saved him from driving cross-town to spend the evening listening to his neighbor’s cats fighting and drinking in the emptiness of his by-the-week studio rental.

He’d been there going on six years and the landlord had offered him a break on the rent if he went annual or even monthly. Saving money was pointless to Spence. He didn’t have anything to spend it on.

Philosophical he wasn’t. He’d never read Descartes. Never been to the theater. Mozart was never been played on his car radio. Those pleasures were for other people, not him.

Once, he read a book. It was in high school, before he dropped out in the tenth grade. The Outsiders. He really like it and felt he could relate. Then his pals told him that SE Hinton was a girl and that was that. He wasn’t reading books written by girls.

He had something to look forward to once, several years back. He wasn’t always a loner and actually had peeps that cared about him. He was actually some little girl’s father, cooing, talking baby talk, acting suburban and all that shit. Things really mattered. For a while.

Spence had a wife then. He had in-laws, car payments and fescue with brown patch. He played softball with the guys from church and, at 22, had already surpassed his father in annual earnings, working tool and die for the factory machine shop.

He didn’t have big dreams or false illusions about being anything other than a working stiff with a wife and kids that loved him. His missus was cute and turned plenty of heads when they went out. That didn’t bother Spence; in fact, he thought it was validation that he had made a good choice. He felt good when he caught other guys checking out his wife.

She was a good little cook, too. Always making his favorite, corned beef hash and potatoes and she knew how to bake, that one.

Turned out, she had a boyfriend. Things didn’t matter after that.

Fridays were death for Jack Spence. Forty-eight hours with no purpose or structure meant he was left on his own to feel the void that existed until Monday morning. He had forty-four hours left to go and no matter how much he drank, he could never really sleep.

At least at work he felt some sense of purpose. He didn’t say much and didn’t have any friends, but nobody gave him any shit and the boss threw some extra hours at him when he had them available.

Forty-four hours to go.

The Zippo was out of butane. Spence continued to click the hinge.

Maybe tomorrow he’d figure it out. Maybe tomorrow he’d get the jump-start he needed. Maybe tomorrow. They could write that on his tombstone. Jack Spence left through the front door of the Motel 6, drove his car 8 blocks to the intersection where the Blue-line train passed every 18 minutes, parked on the tracks and waited for tomorrow.

BIO: Michael J. Solender doesn’t bake but often eats cookies. He blogs at the NOT.

A Twist Of Noir 544 - Kieran Shea

HAPPENSTANCE THERAPY: A Charlie Byrne Grind - KIERAN J. SHEA

Atlantic City, Bally’s Hotel Casino
Parking Garage, Level 6
10:08 P.M.

Therapy. Everybody needs it. They say the tipping point typically comes after the summation of many things.

Grain after bitter grain pouring into clogged mental drains. Wake up one morning and suddenly you’re screwed. All the truths you wished you’d never lived to see are kicking you in the head and dropping the hammer. Get help or go under.

I’m of the opinion you get therapy where you can, while you can, with whatever you can. Friends can help, so can professionals. But other things can help, too.

Like a thirty-eight inch stick of rusted rebar, for instance.

More on that later.

*

Atlantic City, Bally’s Hotel Casino
Banquet Room 8
9:44 P.M.

“Whoa now! Somebody pinch me! Charlie Byrne? Is there a full moon out tonight or what? How’s the whitest motherfucker this brother know?”

I opened my palms.

“Hey, Deech...”

Duncan “Deech” Houseman. Built like shaved Kodiak bear who couldn’t pass on the all-you-can-eat barbecue bar. A heavyweight in Bally’s better than solid security roster, a go-to man who wore custom uniforms because, to be honest, uniform sizes don’t run colossal.

To shore up my meager P.I. income, I’d done a few freelance assignments for Bally’s the past couple of years and met Deech on the job. Not the most challenging kind of work, squeegeeing events for pickpockets and gate crashers that never seem to go away, but I’m the type of dude who can’t afford to pass on twenty bucks an hour and a pass to the breakfast buffet.

“D’fuck you doin’ up here, Charlie? Thought you hated bein’ on the floor. No uniform on you. You workin’?”

“Nope. Got me a date.”

“A date?”

“Yep.”

“You? Mister tissue paper and the Victoria’s Secret back catalog, gettin’ some sugar? Fine threads should’ve tipped me.”

“Don’t be too happy for me.”

“Why’s that?”

“It didn’t work out.”

Deech gasped. “Aw, man, that’s raw. What happened? Wait, wait. Don’t tell me. She got a look at the size of your thunderstick, right?” Deech busted a gut and slapped his thigh. He laughed so loud an elderly couple creeping by in identical track suits hit the gas.

“Very funny,” I said. “Truth is, I never got that far.”

“How come? That jacket not Armani?”

“Do I look like I can afford—”

He stifled another deep laugh.

“Stop making fun of my clothes, Deech.”

“So what happened?”

“It’s complicated.”

“Booty calls ain’t complicated, yo.”

“Well, she kind of lied to me,” I shrugged. “She made it out like she was all together, you know? Professional. Good job. La Salle grad, MBA from Temple and nice. Real nice. This was our third date and I had high hopes. The other day, she called me and said she wanted some prime steak when I suggested dinner, so I’m thinking cool, right? A girl wants pricy protein and a ninety dollar a bottle of wine I’m thinking she’s breaking out her big game underwear and it’s first and goal for my sorry ass. But then, I don’t know, something itched and I ran some basics.”

“Itched? Shit, when it comes to getting some sugar you ought to leave that snoop biz alone.”

“Yeah, but one hundred and fifty plus large on credit cards? I mean, student loans are one thing, man, but that shit is fucking crazy. Then, when I picked her up tonight and she was in the bathroom fixing her makeup, I peeked in her purse. It was like someone blew up a tiny Habitrail. Different names on all the bottles.”

“So the lady plays a little shake n’ bake, show me someone in America that’s not cracking something. Be honest with me now. You and I both like our occasional vegetation. Hell, it was you who showed me how to clear the tests so I fire a bowl every once in a while and relax. Don’t be so quick to judge.”

“How’s that going by the way?”

“What? The tests?” Big puff out. It sounded like a truck tire deflating. “Man, casino brass are testing hard these days, looking to cut corners. Goddamn Philly and their shopping mall casinos, up north and their Big Chief Pain-In-My-Asses. Only so many suckers and grandmas to go around and now I got me a target on my back. Seaside life here is doomed.”

“A.C. has always been doomed.”

“Like I need your Mister Tony Robbins positive right now.”

Deech’s face went flat and he cupped his earpiece. I could hear a tiny whine of crackles from Bally’s security dispatch leaking from behind his finger tips. He jumped off the stool and I took a step back.

“What’s going on?” I asked.

Deech held up a hand to quiet me and I obliged. He listened harder to the sounds coming through his receiver. A concerned spark flashed in Deech’s eyes.

“Where’d you park your ride tonight, Charlie?”

*

Atlantic City, Bally’s Hotel Casino
The Reserve Restaurant
9:08 P.M.

“You looked in my purse?”

I gulped down my first pour of wine and glanced around the restaurant thinking, yeah, there goes nineteen dollars straight down the hatch. The wine tasted fantastic but so do a lot of wines that don’t tap out my bone marrow. A few nearby diners looked over.

“Your purse was open,” I said as gingerly and as quietly as I could.

My date leaned forward, French-manicured fingernails pronged on the tablecloth like claws.

“That’s not the point, you jerk! You looked in my purse!”

“I’m sorry.”

“I cannot believe this. You classless shit.”

“Maybe I can help you.”

“What?”

“I mean, if there’s a problem.”

“Fuck you.”

“I know some people who run a discreet rehab program for young professionals that’s affiliated with the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation. That stuff...the dosages on those bottle, believe me, that stuff can get out of hand real fast. Did you take anything tonight?”

“No.”

“What about the different names on the labels? Did you steal those pills?”

She blinked and tightened her jaw. More invisible icy walls of denial zoomed up. She narrowed her blue eyes and shut me down like a switch.

“You’re incredible,” she hissed.

She topped off her wine, drank it all, and poured again. I expected it to be thrown in my face but I was glad she didn’t waste it. She stood.

I got to my feet and tried to signal the waiter. More people were paying attention to us. Then I thought, to hell with it, plopped back down and took her contempt. After she left, I finished her barely touched appetizer. For the record, seared diver scallops should also never be wasted.

The bill came to ninety-seven dollars and forty-nine cents.

*

Atlantic City, Bally’s Hotel Casino
Parking Garage, Level 6
10:05 P.M.

I’d parked on six.

Deech told me a bunch of lowlifes in a coordinated effort had knocked out the security cameras on three different parking garage levels with sledgehammers and spray paint. More than likely cover for car theft or perhaps a couple of smash-and-grabs. Security sent a bunch of guys to check it out and ACPD was alerted per casino protocols.

We commiserated over the petty vandalism and Deech told me to be careful anyway. I told him I was a big boy, besides I was parked way up on six anyway. Six wasn’t one of the knocked-out levels.

I took an empty elevator and crossed a vacant, cold causeway to the parking garage. Miserable feelings about my blown date with a more than willing young woman shifted in my brain. Deech was right. Sometimes you’ve got to look the other way when it comes to getting some sugar.

Parking garages have always made me nervous. Blind corners and dodgy lighting. People walking toward or behind me and immediately I’m thinking, friend or foe?

But level six was lit up just fine. I heard ACPD sirens approaching and a chilly, onshore wind howling around the exposed open corners. Wherever the vandals and thieves were, they were either long gone or panicking big time. I was thinking about maybe pulling up a pay-per-view movie on cable when I turned the corner and stopped cold. Three lanky black kids were taking a Slim-Jim to the door lock of a huge, black Cadillac Escalade twelve slots up on the left.

Immediately it all clicked in my head—a red flag play. First group pops the cameras to divert security and hauls ass, second group picks a well-targeted vehicle that probably had a garage ticket lying out in plain view. While security and the ACPD fretted over vandalized cameras, the second group goes and boost the target. If everybody plays it cool, they’d pay the garage fee to some overworked and confused booth worker blinded by all the police light bars and hubbub and the thieves would drive right out of the garage in style. Grand theft auto. Took balls.

Of course then I had to go and open my big mouth.

“Hey!”

All of the thieves wore identical black sweatshirt hoodies up, baggie jeans, unlaced Timberlands. None of them looked down the ramp in my direction.

“HEY!”

The alarm on the Escalade whooped to life and the one with the Slim-Jim climbed in and started working the dash. Thief two got in on the other side, taking the shotgun seat. Thief three pounded on one of the back doors as I started running to my car. As I ran, I pulled out my iPhone from my jacket pocket and dropped it. Naturally, as I was in full running mode, the toe of my shoe kicked my iPhone and the device skipped into a greasy pool beneath a silver Prius.

Great. Dumped date, car thieves, roached iPhone—the night was just getting better and better.

Thief three kept pounding on the back door as the SUV roared to life and the alarm abruptly ceased. Tires squealed as the massive Escalade swung a ‘J’ in reverse as thief three leapt onto the SUV’s running board. He rode the running board like a Secret Service agent as the vehicle flew down the ramp towards me. Fuck, why does every kid think they’re in a movie? The running board thief had a gun.

I dropped to the concrete, trying to make myself invisible as the Escalade zoomed past. When the SUV screeched around the turn heading down, there was a sharp cry followed by a loud whump. After a few seconds, I peeked over the hood of the Prius and saw the running board kid sprawled on his belly, moaning. Apparently he’d flown off the Escalade on the turn and kissed the grill of a cherry-colored Nissan backed into a slot. His friends didn’t even bother to slow down.

I assessed the scene. On impact, the gun must’ve flown from the kid’s hand. He started to stand but crumpled with a grunt, clutching his leg and cursing sharply. I started walking quickly, my eyes bouncing around the concrete, looking for the missing gun. Later on, the weapon was recovered by ACPD beneath the rear of a minivan parked thirty feet away. I was about to shout out for help when I noticed a crooked stick of rusted rebar lying in an empty parking space and picked it up. The kid crawled and fell, crawled and fell some more. Then he saw me holding the stick of rebar and started searching for his missing gun.

“Stay put,” I told him. “Cops will be here soon enough. Be smart. Don’t make this any worse than it has to be.”

“Fuck you, man!”

“All righty then.”

I gripped the stick of rebar tight. It was rough and frozen in my fingers and I tapped it along my right leg like sword. I was about forty feet away from him, my heart pounding double-time and my ears blazing hot.

Sucking in wind through clenched teeth, the kid managed to get to a good foot and began hopping towards a nearby stairwell exit. His black hoodie had fallen down from the crown of his head and he looked over his shoulder at me. I mimed a motion of putting his hood back up and he stopped to give me a puzzled look. Genius. Kid looked right up into a live security camera.

“Say cheese,” I said.

Anyway, you live year-round at the shore, you get to play a little Frisbee now and again. Last summer, I played Frisbee Ultimate in a series of pickup games with some beach patrol guards I knew. Great exercise, Frisbee Ultimate. Sprint and throw, sprint and throw. I considered the distance between us, took aim, and side-armed the stick of rebar as hard as I could at the kid’s bad leg.

As I expected, the screaming brought the cavalry.

Like I said, you get your therapy where you can.

Hell, I felt better anyway.

BIO: Jersey born writer Kieran Shea scratches at the eight ball of crime fiction and his character Charlie Byrne has graced ATON plenty of times before. He blogs the struggle and other musings at BLACK IRISH BLARNEY.

A Twist Of Noir 543 - AJ Hayes

TEAM PLAYER - AJ HAYES

An entry in the recent Watery Grave Invitational

Just a trace bar lost in the north desert near Albuquerque. Summer thunder ozoned the air outside and stormfront wind out of the Sangre De Christos made the rat-ass bikes lined up in front shake on their kickstands and blew the trash around in the beds of pick-ups with tribal stickers peeling off rusted chrome bumpers.

Inside, the lightning of puke and heat and real bad whiskey. The kind that comes sweating out of you the next morning and smells like dead folks. Everclear on the juke and mad dog twenty twenty cooking in the blood.

He was on the third stool from the right, staring into his glass like he was watching a television show. I dropped in next to him. He had that long distance look you get when the booze has chopped all your strings away.

“Hey, Skip. What you doin’ this far away from San Antone?”

“Lookin’ for my starting pitcher,” I said. “Guess I found him.”

I motioned to the barman. He brought two drinks, sat them down, took my money and walked away without looking at either of us. Two hundred semi-drunk people jammed shoulder to sweaty shoulder and nobody’s seeing a thing. That kind of place.

“C’mon, kid,” I said. “Too noisy in here.”

He pushed back from the bar and followed me outside. We stood watching the rain slam down through the feeble neon of the beer signs in the fogged-over windows.

Distant fire flashed in the Sangres and the soft ta-thump reached us a second or so later.

“How’d you find me?”

“I didn’t. Mr. Van Zandt had your cell phone tracked.”

He laughed soft. It washed away in the rain noise.

“Leave it to the owner to find somebody don't want to be found,” he said.

“Somebody’s gotta keep track of the franchise, Tommy,” I said. “Take care of the team.”

“Take care of the money, you mean. That man don’t care a whit for the team. He—”

“That your blue truck over yonder?” I interrupted, showing him the gun.

His shoulders slumped and he sighed. “You too, Skip? He’s got you, too?”

“He don’t have anybody,” I said. “This is about the team, kid. Let’s go on over to your truck. Easier to talk that way.”

I kept the old, single-action Colt close on him while he got behind the wheel and I slid in on the passenger side.

“Why don’t we take a little drive into the Christos while we’re talkin’? Might be nice up there. Maybe we’ll get above the storm. Watch the lightnin’ hit the desert.”

He wheezed the beat-up old Chevy into life and we bumpty-thumped across the parking dirt and up the two lane blacktop toward the mountains.

“You don’t have to do this, Skipper,” he said, kind of sad-like. “It won’t make no difference, money-wise. I got the lifetime no-cut, no-trade contract, remember?”

“Yeah, that’s true, kid. That agent of yours.” I shook my head a little. “Pure pit bull, hell-on-wheels, he was. Said you were the second coming and the end of the world rolled into one. Said you threw hellfire and damnation. Got you that contract. Saddled the team forever with a rag-arm pitcher my three year-old grandbaby could hit outta the park. That money could buy us three brand new rookie arms and a third base and a couple of big bats. It’s gutting us. But with you, ah, gone, we could win. Maybe even get the division. Maybe even the Series—”

“Not what I meant, Skip," he said. “You’re the manager, you know that even if you...do this, Peggy will get the money. It’s right there in the contract. My only living relative. She gets it. All of it.”

Ahead, a yellow sign pointed to a flat, viewpoint pull-off. I pushed the barrel into his side.

“Turn here,” I said.

We rolled to a stop at the edge. Below us, the lightning spread across the clouds in billowing streaks of white light. The stars were out, bright and hard.

“You weren’t listening to me, Coach.” His fingers were white-knuckled on the steering wheel. “The team still won’t get that cash. You won’t. Peggy will get—”

I pushed the gun a little harder into his ribs.

“Tommy,” I said, “don’t you think Mr. Van Zandt knows that?”

He went sudden still and death quiet. His mouth formed shapes but no words came.

“She’s gone, son.” I sighed. “Opened the door smiling. Probably thought I’d found you. I got her a good one on the jaw and she went down and out. Never felt a thing. I used that bolo tie you like to wear. The one with the thousand dollar gold nugget for a slide. I left it on her throat. They’ll find her and think you done it.”

I patted him on the back and moved the gun to his temple.

“It’ll look like you were a good man who couldn’t live with what he’d done. At least people will remember that about you.”

I pulled the trigger at the same time he floored the old Chevy and we went flying off the cliff.

So, I’m laying here in the mud and it’s raining hard and cold and I can’t move because my back’s busted and something’s poked a hole through my chest and I’ve coughed out about a gallon of blood and there’s this cold white light circling my vision and it gets brighter and whiter and tighter and I can see the kid, with most of his head gone, hanging half out of the cab of the truck and I know they’ll find us both and figure out what happened and why and it’s darker and colder now and the white light is fading, pinpointing down to black and it feels like I’m falling into dark water and I think about the team I love and the game I love and wish I...

BIO: AJ Hayes is from San Diego and – god help him – good friends with Jimmy (Mad Dog) Callaway and Josh (Gut Ripper) Converse, who provide great advice and the occasional smack in the mouth with the butt of a .45.

A Twist Of Noir 542 - Kevin Michaels

DEALS, CONCESSIONS, AND BARGAINING POWER - KEVIN MICHAELS

Previously published at Darkest Before The Dawn in May 2009

A driving rain whips across the motel parking lot, smacking against the windows in a staccato beat that drowns out all other noises in Room 217.

The late afternoon talk show is barely audible on the old Sanyo TV as Cuba lights another Marlboro and rechecks the clip in the Nine, tucking it beneath his shirt, snug against the small of his back. Even with the air conditioning cranked to its highest setting, sweat still trickles down his forehead and burns his eyes. Tall, broad, and black, with a shaved head and gold caps on his teeth, there is a hard edge to his stare; everything about him is anger, hurt, and pain.

He wipes a hand across his face and worries again about the four guys in the black Yukon parked at the motel’s Route One entrance.

That has changed the dynamic of the situation.

“You ready?” he asks Rocco.

The kid looks up; waiting is not something he’s used to nor does well. He is lean and lanky, no more than sixteen – a boy in a man’s body, wearing a black tee, baggy Ed Hardy’s, and a silver and black Raiders cap turned backwards on his head. A soldier – the kind of guy you can tell what to do and he’ll do it without asking questions. He is on the bed with a deucey-deuce, nervously picking at something on the back of his hand as he watches TV. There’s also a sawed-off double barrel on the floor, just within reach, although Cuba is certain they can do this without the shotgun.

“Been ready all day,” Rocco says.

“There’s worse things,” Cuba shoots back. “Be glad you ain’t waiting outside in the rain.”

Rocco lights a cigarette and flips through the channels on the TV.

“Buggin’ a little, waiting for something to do,” he says. “Know what I mean?”

“Be plenty to do soon enough. Just stay sharp.”

Anything else the kid can say is lost in the sounds of the rain and the planes landing nearby at Newark airport.

*

Cuba sits back and waits. There is a gym bag by his feet filled with ten kilos of coke. Each is worth twenty grand although, after cutting and processing, Cuba’s crew can work the coke to sixty dollars a gram on the street, pulling in close to six hundred grand for everything in the bag. He knows it’s a decent score; the kind of opportunity that doesn’t come along too often.

Instead, he’s in a room at an airport motel, forced to be the middleman in a deal between a Guinea mob from Brooklyn and some upstart Jamaican thugs trying to muscle their way into the neighborhood. Cuba knows the Guineas don’t care about things like that; to them, it’s all about money and moving product - the way they look at it, one gang is no different than the other. They have a chance to expand their distribution network and carve out something bigger and more substantial than what they have with Cuba and his crew. The Jamaicans will show up with two hundred thousand in twenties, fifties, and hundreds for the Guineas, then use the coke to finance enough guns and ammo to take over the corners. It’s just a matter of time before everything Cuba has and everything he knows is lost.

*

If it’s not the Jamaicans, he thinks, it’s the four guys in the black Yukon in the parking lot.

“Ain’t no time to be a cowboy,” Cuba says to Rocco. “Got to be smart.”

“It’s all good.”

“Just be cool and follow my lead,” Cuba says. “You feel me?”

Rocco nods. This is more than just a drug deal and he knows it. The Jamaicans are holding two kids from Cuba’s crew in a basement somewhere downtown, just to make sure everything goes down like it’s supposed to. It’s their way of guaranteeing that nobody gets cheated. To a guy like Cuba, this is about principles, power, and respect; things that are measured differently and involve more than Rocco really understands. Cuba has been wrapped tight and tense all day, and the only thing Rocco knows for certain is that he doesn’t want to be the one who screws up or lets him down.

There’s a knock and Cuba stands, crushing out his cigarette in the ashtray before motioning Rocco towards the door. The kid gets off the bed holding the twenty-two at his side and peeks through the peephole.

“Who there?”

“Vito sent us,” a voice says. “Here for the package.”

Cuba nods and Rocco opens the door just enough to let them squeeze through. Two Jamaicans enter, dreads, attitude, and bulky windbreakers, with forty-fives and their own deucey-deuces inside the jackets. One is a tall guy named Frankie, who set up the deal with Cuba, but the other is somebody he’s never seen before – a short, heavy guy with a week’s worth of stubble on his chin and a toothpick rolled to the corner of his mouth. He takes a position just inside the door, with his back to the window and his fingers wrapped around a forty-five. Frankie shakes the rain off his jacket and lifts a briefcase for Cuba to see.

“What you got for us?” he asks, gesturing towards the Everlast bag.

Cuba returns a stare that cuts through Frankie.

“Think we need to go through the formalities first,” Cuba says. “Got an issue with this set up. Ain’t a good way for business partners to be acting. Don’t exactly inspire trust.”

Frankie exchanges a grin with his partner then turns to Cuba.

“Think we need to see what you got before we start discussing the variables of the deal.”

“Ain’t no variables,” Cuba says. “Ain’t no deal without ground rules.”

“Don’t care about your rules,” Frankie says, the corners of his mouth turning into a sneer while attitude creeps into his voice. “Don’t really care about how you want to be treated. This ain’t no partnership. You getting paid for doing a job and that’s all that matters.”

“It ain’t got to be like that,” Cuba says. “No reason for you to be taking our corner boys and holding them hostage.”

“Gives us a little leverage so we know you’re committed to making this happen,” Frankie says. “Eliminates doubt, you know.”

The guy against the wall steps forward. “Enough talk,” he barks. “Let’s see what you got. Talk about the rest of it later.”

Cuba locks his stare on him and holds it; neither blinks or gives an inch until Cuba finally reaches for the gym bag. He drops it on the bed and unzips it slowly. Both Jamaicans lean forward to see the neat little white packages laid out in rows inside.

He turns to Frankie. “Now your turn.”

Frankie smiles as he holds out the briefcase in both arms, extending it forward, popping the latches with his thumbs to flip it open. “You think we gonna cheat you?”

“Considering the situation, don’t seem like you’re negotiating in good faith,” Cuba says.

The two Jamaicans laugh. “Nigger, you just don’t get it, huh?” Frankie says. “Ain’t got nothing to do with good faith.”

“Nothing to do with partnership, neither,” the guy against the wall adds.

“You just the hired help,” Frankie says. “Ain’t nothing more than that.”

Cuba takes a breath and holds it before looking to Rocco. “Look like it’s all there. Look like two hundred grand to you?”

Rocco picks through the bills and nods.

Cuba flashes his own grin. The guy against the door is loose and casual with his gun, holding it at his waist like a gun slinger from an old ’50s TV Western while Frankie has his hands full with the briefcase, waiting for either Cuba or Rocco to take it. Neither reacts fast enough as Cuba pulls his Nine from behind his back and levels it at the guy against the wall in one, smooth motion, freezing him quickly in place. Something registers in his eyes for a split second but, before he can do anything, Cuba squeezes the trigger three times and the guy’s chest erupts in an explosion of blood, flesh, and bone. He slams backwards, hanging against the wall before sliding slowly to the floor and leaving a long trail of blood streaking down on the wallpaper. He slumps forward to the carpet but is dead before he rolls over on his side, still clutching the forty-five in his hand.

Rocco has his gun aimed at Frankie’s head, pressed hard into his temple.

“You crazy?” Frankie hisses, looking frantically from Rocco to Cuba.

There is panic and desperation in his eyes – the calm and cockiness is gone.

“Know how big a pile of shit you just stepped in?”

“Ain’t no partnership, ain’t nothing worth talking about,” Cuba says.

“You know what you’re doing?” Frankie asks.

“Know I ain’t negotiating,” Cuba says. “Not with you.”

There’s nothing in his expression as Cuba pulls the trigger. A small dot appears in the center of Frankie’s forehead, growing quickly in size and depth before darkening with blood. Frankie’s stare widens as the hole gets bigger. Blood spurts down his face and he drops the briefcase, scattering bills to the floor and across the corpse against the wall. He reaches towards Cuba but finds only empty space; when he opens his mouth to speak, there are no words, only a thick stream of blood and saliva.

Cuba shoves him backwards with a sneer and shoots him in the chest.

Frankie crumples face-down in a pool of blood on the carpet, his arms still outstretched and reaching helplessly towards Cuba, shuddering and jerking with spasms. There is one final twitch and a gasp for breath as he sucks in a mouthful of air and blood; he dies without another sound. Cuba stares at him for a moment, then spits a glob of phlegm at the corpse.

He scoops up the bills that scattered to the floor and pries the forty-five from the dead guy’s hand, shoving everything back inside the briefcase and snapping the latches shut. Rocco has the gym bag in one hand and his twenty-two in the other, waiting for Cuba to tell him what to do next. Cuba glances again at both bodies then grabs the sawed-off from the floor.

He looks at Rocco. “You cool with this?”

Rocco swallows hard and nods. “What about the guys they holding? The hostages?”

Cuba shrugs. “They just corner boys,” he says. “Ain’t important.”

He has to figure out how he’s going to get past the guys in the black Yukon.

BIO: Kevin Michaels’ stories have appeared in publications such as Word Riot, The Literary Review, Powder Burn Flash, Six Sentences, Dogzplot, and Darkest Before The Dawn, as well as A Twist of Noir. He is a writer and a surfer who lives at the Jersey Shore.

A Twist Of Noir 541 - Edward Hagelstein

IN THE HOOD - EDWARD HAGELSTEIN

Adam Capital – that’s what he called himself - spent a lot of time trying to prove how Bad Ass he was. He told wild stories. I believed most of them because they were so, well, stupid. Examples: He once skipped his Blackberry into the surf off South Beach to impress some topless Brazilian tourists, because he’d seen it done in a beer commercial. Apparently they hadn’t, assumed he was a moron, and strolled off. Another time he lost a $300K Lamborghini Gallardo, Giallo Midas in color, that he co-leased with another young fleeting-rich condo tycoon, behind some Miami nightclub for two days until he sobered up enough to remember where it was.

Adam was short and wiry, with a bantam rooster strut, and talked a lot about competitive kickboxing. I’m not sure anyone paid attention to that until he dislocated the landlord’s jaw –without getting up - when Adam found him standing over his bed one morning. The landlord was there to collect the week-late rent and said he’d knocked loudly and repeatedly on the door before entering the apartment.

By the time I met Adam, he’d lost everything in the real estate bust and had worn out his welcome in Miami. He was broke, his brain was altered from drugs and failure, and he was reduced to burglary for a living. We were both living in a shabby fourplex on Davis Islands in Tampa. I was putting myself through grad school and waiting tables in an Italian restaurant downtown. Adam was putting himself through a drug addiction and breaking into businesses through the roof.

My mother had died of lung cancer the year before. She’d suffered for at least two years, maybe longer, before I found out how bad it was. She hung on long enough to see me graduate from college, which had been her goal for me since I could talk. After a while, I sold the house, paid her medical bills, and used what money was left to continue school - because she would have wanted me to.

When he was evicted from his apartment, I let Adam sleep in the spare bedroom that was empty since my roommate had moved on. She found me in the bathroom, photographing the condensation on the mirror while she was taking a shower, and misunderstood my intentions. She tended to avoid me on campus, and everywhere else, after that.

Adam was sleeping in the chair outside my front door one morning, surrounded by black garbage bags full of his clothes. I needed a new roommate. All I really knew about Adam was that he worked at night.

Along with eviction, Adam was banished from the complex – which I didn’t know at the time. That didn’t pose a problem because he only went out after dark, and then through the bedroom window, into the alley. As far as I could tell, he spent the day sitting in his room with the blinds closed, smoking whatever he bought on the street or stole from the businesses he broke into.

“You’d be surprised at the shit you find in people’s desks,” he told me once. That’s when I thought he cleaned offices at night.

My idea of leisure time was riding my bike around the island, looking for running lawn sprinklers so I could photograph the interaction between the water droplets and the sun. Broken sprinkler heads, with their geysers shooting high into the sun, were my white whale. I had only found one. I had taken to getting up early on the mornings after the Mexican lawn crews worked in the area, hoping they had damaged a sprinkler head and it wouldn’t be discovered until the sprinklers activated the next morning.

My mom had gotten me a camera, an expensive one, when I graduated high school. I was perplexed at the time because I’d never had any interest in photography.

“Don’t worry about it,” she said. “It’ll come in handy some day.” I’d put the camera and away, still packed in its box, and had forgotten about it until I came across it when I moved out of our house and into the apartment. I’d felt lost and disengaged from almost everything since my mother’s death. I remembered what she had said about it coming in handy and taught myself to use the camera. The process of selecting a subject, waiting for the best lighting, focusing on the angles and background, and manipulating the scene gave me a sense of control. She had been right.

I don’t know why I was obsessed with taking photos of water drops. Unless it came from sitting in the chair next to my mother’s bed during her last days, listening to her painful wracking cough, and watching spittle expelling like life from her lips, framed in the fading afternoon sun descending through her bedroom window.

Adam really didn’t understand having an interest in anything, except money and addiction. Early one morning, when he was getting back later than usual, he found me on my knees in the alley, taking shots of a stray mutt peeing in its usual spot. I’d been feeding it bread scraps from the restaurant for a week, so it was used to me. The sun was perfect – streaming down the alley behind him. The dog had his leg lifted to a light pole and I was about ten shots in when Adam came up behind me.

“Taking dog dick photos?” he said.

“I’m zoomed in tight on the stream. The sun – the golden color,” I said, shooting rapidly. “You see?”

He watched for a moment. “Damn, that dog must have been drinking all night.”

The mutt dropped his leg, looked over his shoulder at us, and scampered off.

“Sometimes you’re weird as shit,” Adam said as he climbed into his window.

Once, Adam was gone for a few days. On the second day, I went into his room, wondering if he was dead. My iPod, which I hadn’t even realized was missing from my room, was on his bed. I took it and closed the door. When he came back, he’d been in jail.

“Probation violation,” was all he said.

“You’re on probation? For what?”

“Pot,” he said. “A joint.”

“That’s all?”

“Misdemeanor probation. They locked me up for a few days because I missed reporting once.”

“So it’s straight now?”

“The judge cut me loose. Said don’t do it again,” he said. “I found out something, though. What’s the name of that restaurant where you work?”

I told him.

“I thought so,” he said. “I heard the guy that owns it makes book. Takes football bets and moves a lot of cash.”

“Giuseppe? He’s an old guy,” I said. “Where’d you hear that anyway?”

“A guy in jail,” he said. “And old guys are the best crooks. He’s supposed to run it out of the restaurant. You ever see people going in and out of there like they might be placing bets?”

“It’s a restaurant. People go in and out all day.”

“Do any go back to the office and stay for a few minutes?”

I thought about it. “All the time. Salesmen, food delivery guys. There’s no way to tell what they’re there for.”

“Well,” he said, “it’s what I hear.”

I would have figured it was another one of Adam’s stories, except it wasn’t about him, so there could be some truth to it. We never said anything about the iPod.

After that is when I got on my laptop and checked the jail website. No Adam Capital. I checked all the males that had been released that day and found him under a different last name. One with a lot of consonants. He was on probation for burglary - and pot. That’s when I started locking my bedroom door when I went out, and began wondering how to get him out of the apartment.

My phone went missing. I thought I’d left it on my bed when I showered one morning, but it wasn’t there when I was done. I knocked on Adam’s door, but there was no answer, and it was locked. I asked him about it the next time I saw him and he denied seeing it. I searched for a week, then got a new phone. It bothered me, though. Enough that I didn’t go out and take any photos for a few days. When it rained one afternoon, I decided to take few shots of the leaky gutter, and when I went to get the camera from my desk drawer, it was gone. I saw Adam twice that week and didn’t say anything about it. I knew that he would lie.

At work one night, during dinner, I came out of the kitchen with an order and Adam was sitting alone at the bar. I almost didn’t recognize him because he had shaved and his hair was combed. I recognized his shirt, though – it was mine. He grinned at me. I’d need to get a padlock for my door. After I served the table, he was gone. After that, it got busy and I didn’t see him again.

My new phone rang late that night. It was the first time anyone had called in the two weeks I had it, so I didn’t know what it was at first. It was Adam. I hadn’t heard his voice on the phone before. It sounded strained, and hollow, like he was inside a barrel.

“Hey, buddy,” he said. “Do me a favor? Meet me at your restaurant.”

“You’re still there?”

“Yeah. I’m hanging around.”

“Are you cleaning the place?”

“Something like that.”

“What do you need?”

“Come in the back door. Do you have a key?”

“No. But I know where there’s one.”

“You never told me.”

“Why would I?”

“It would have made this easier.”

“The cleaning?”

“The getting in.”

“I’m confused.”

“I know,” he said. “Just hurry.”

I leaned my bike against the wall in the alley and scrabbled around for the loose brick behind a pipe where the cook stashed his key. I opened the kitchen door and stepped inside. Adam’s voice came from nowhere in the dark.

“Over here.”

I turned the lights on and didn’t see him.

“The grill,” he said.

I walked over to the grill. It was cold. There was a phone on it.

“Up here.”

His voice was coming from above the grill. I peered up into the vent hood, and there Adam was, upside down.

“What are you doing in there?” I said, peering into the vent. His face was a few feet up above the hood. It was flushed. I couldn’t see his arms.

“I’m stuck.”

“Is that a new way to clean it?”

“No, you dumb fuck. I’m breaking in.”

I was a dumb fuck. I’d never actually asked Adam what he did. I just assumed he cleaned businesses. He was wearing a t-shirt. I wondered where my shirt was now. On the roof probably.

“Is this what you do at night?”

“Most nights,” he said.

“How’d you make the phone call?”

“I was able to move my hand enough for that, then I dropped the phone.”

“Is that my old phone?” I picked it up from the grill.

“I was gonna give it back to you.”

“Where’d you find it?”

“I don’t remember.”

“In my room?”

He wheezed a little.

“But it was mine. You knew that.”

“Listen, get me out of here and I’ll buy you ten phones.”

“Did you take my camera, too?”

He was quiet for a while, except for the wheezing. “You didn’t seem to use it anymore.”

“Because you took it,” I said. “Where is it? I have some photos in there that are important to me.”

“Help me out and we’ll go get it,” he said.

“Where is it?”

“A pawn shop on Kennedy.”

“Is the card still in it?”

“I don’t know,” he said. “What are they anyway? More dog dick pictures?”

“The important ones are of my mother.” I hadn’t uploaded them to my laptop, which I was lucky to still have yet.

The photos were what I had left of her and they were on the card.

Adam was silent in the hood. After a while, he said, “The card, is that the little thing in the slot that pops out?”

“Yes.”

“If I tell you the truth, will you get me out of here?”

“Try me.”

“I popped it out and tossed it in the river when I was walking across the bridge.”

“Why?”

“I didn’t want the pawn shop to look at the photos and find out the camera didn’t belong to me.”

“My mother’s photos are in the river?”

“And all your water drop photos.”

“I don’t care about those,” I said. “As much.”

“You gonna help me out here?”

“I don’t know.”

“If you’re not going to get me out, then call the cops,” he said. “I’m not going to be able to hang on much longer.”

“I don’t think I’ll do that.”

He was silent for a while. “Maybe they’ll find me in the morning.”

“Tomorrow’s Monday,” I said. “We’re closed.”

“Just grab my hair or my ears or something and yank,” he said. “My arms are jammed up here.” He was starting to wheeze more.

He was drooling now. It dripped on the grill, mixing with something darker.

“What’s the blood from?”

“My nose, I think.” His voice was weaker. “Listen, I’m squeezed tight and not breathing too well.”

I watched the blood and the drool on the grill.

“Buddy, did you hear me?”

I turned the grill on. After a couple of minutes, the drool and blood began to pop and sputter and mix together in tiny dancing droplets. My new phone had a decent camera. I kneeled close to the grill. I got about fifteen shots from different angles, using the back lighting from the windows. When I was satisfied, I turned the grill off. Then I found a rag and wiped it down. It was silent in the hood. I put both phones in my pocket, walked toward the door, and turned the lights off.

“I didn’t take your money,” Adam said.

I stopped. “What money?”

“Your account. You’ve got plenty in there.”

“How do you know?”

“You haven’t been in that account for a year. I could have drained it dry and been gone before you noticed. You leave your statements around like you don’t care.”

I could barely hear him in the dark kitchen.

“I leave them in my desk inside my room.”

“I’m a thief. That’s like waving them around in the open to me.”

“That’s my mom’s money.”

“I feel sorry for you. Nobody else does. They think you’re creepy. That’s why I didn’t take it.”

I stood in the dark for a while, listening to Adam’s labored breathing, then stepped out the back door and left it locked behind me. He probably should have called someone else.

BIO: Edward Hagelstein lives in Tampa, Florida. His fiction has been published in phoebe and Drunken Boat. His photography has been published in St. Somewhere.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

A Twist Of Noir 540 - Tom Larsen

CLOSURE - TOM LARSEN

What happened to Tommy was they woke him up. Two guys with sledge hammers wailing on a dumpster inside the senior center parking garage. Make that noise to wake the dead and Tommy wild-eyed at the first BONG. And again and again and he threw on some pants and beelined over.

It was the way he said it, fat fuck in a hard hat.

“For as long as it takes, pal.”

And maybe the ‘sorry sack of shit’ wasn’t called for but Tommy wasn’t a morning person. He ducked fat fuck’s punch, could have gone for the body but wanted a clean shot. And when it was over he just walked home.

It was the short cop, Mike something. Tommy opened the door before he could knock.

“Wanna tell me what happened, Tom?”

“Nothing to tell. The guy threw a punch.”

“That’s just what he said.”

“The old ladies were catching the sun. Ask around, Mike.”

“Guy’s got a walnut under his eye.”

Tommy said nothing.

“OK, look, just stay away from there. Would you do that for me?”

“For you, Mike,” Tommy nodded.

“So, you want to file a complaint?”

“Nah, hey, just two old fools blowing off steam.”

“Well, he might. So I may be back.”

“You’re always welcome here, Mike.”

He never came back.

*

Three days later, Tommy met Elaine for lunch.

“So, I see you made the papers.”

“The police blotter, I assume,” he made the joke.

“Aren’t you a little old to be punching people?”

No joke and she had a copy. His name and address, a poorly worded account with fat fuck a dozen years his junior. Fucking Mike.

“Hey, you OK?” Elaine leaned in.

“Yeah. Yeah, I’m fine.” He set the paper aside. “I mean, it’s not like anybody reads those things.”

“Are you kidding? That’s the only thing they read. It’s called dishing the dirt.”

*

Tommy would tell you, good things take forever; the bad things blow in overnight. Ray D was waiting on his front porch, copy in hand.

“Let’s take a ride.” He nodded to the boys in the Benz.

They drove the Expressway south, Ray and Dominic up front, some greaseball with a gun to Tommy’s ribs. Ray D did all the talking.

“Six years come September. You know how they say time heals all wounds? It’s a crock, Tommy-boy. See, you shoulda just put one behind the ear, at least then we could get on with our lives. But six years watching your kid brother go down the tubes... it works on you, I’m not gonna lie.”

Kenny D The Wanna-be. Would have emptied the gun if not for the cops and their crosshairs. Would kill him today in his fucking wheelchair.

“I need to settle this thing, know what I’m saying?” Ray zagged past a big rig. “Then yesterday, I get a call. Friend of mine, lives up here, says guess what I just read in the local rag.

Fucking Mike.

“It wasn’t like I was looking for you. I would have just banged it out, the whole thing, kept up with Kenny and lived my sorry life. But you had to resurface. Had to fuck up and now I can’t sleep at night. Believe me, that can work on you, too.”

Tommy kept his mouth shut. He’d been on Ray’s end and everything you say sounds stupid.

“You shouldna slugged that guy. You brought this on yourself, T.” Ray said.

Tommy stared off into the pines.

BIO: Tom Larsen has been a fiction writer for fifteen years, his work has appearing in Newsday, New Millennium Writing, Puerto del Sol and Antietam Review. His short story “Lids” was included in Best American Mystery Stories – 2004. His novel FLAWED was released in October. He’s been published here before.

A Twist Of Noir 539 - J.R. Lindermuth

I KNOW A KILLER - J.R. LINDERMUTH

The girl got my attention first. She was the kind you don’t miss when they walk into a room and I was focused on her until she slid off the stool and headed for the ladies. That was when I noticed him. I felt his eyes on me and when I swiveled my head and saw him, my heart nearly stopped.

He’d put on a few pounds and the mustache and goatee were new but I’d have recognized those cold dark eyes anywhere. You aren’t likely to forget a guy who has promised to kill you.

My hands were shaking. I nearly dropped my drink.

“What’s the matter with you, Sam?” George Burrows, one of the guys at the table with me, asked. “You look like you saw a ghost.”

“Yeah. Something like that. Look, excuse me, fellows. I gotta go to the can.” I threw a couple bills on the table to cover another round of drinks and scuttled out of there. I felt his eyes boring a hole in my back until I was out of the room. I didn’t stop shaking until I was off the elevator on my floor and safe in my room.

Even then, I couldn’t relax. Seeing a ghost would have been a pleasure in comparison with being in the same hotel with him. I never wanted to see him again, and I didn’t expect to—especially not here. I’m a software engineer and the hotel was full of others just like me, all of us here for a convention. He didn’t fit in with this crowd.

I’d seen a lot in Iraq, but this guy was the worst of all. That day, nearly six months ago in Baghdad, was a day I’ll never forget. And he was the reason why. My computer skills kept me safe in the Green Zone most of my tour in Iraq. With only a month or so left to my tour, I figured I had it made. That was when he entered my life.

In the proverbial wrong place at the wrong time, I witnessed what he did. He could have killed me then but, for some twisted reason of his own, he didn’t. “You say anything, you'll be next,” he said. After what I’d seen, I knew that wasn’t idle chit-chat.

Volunteering is the last thing any sensible person does in the Army. Call me crazy but, to get away from that cold-blooded killer, I promptly volunteered for the most hazardous duty in the most dangerous area. I was fortunate. I made it through the rest of my tour without a scratch, got back to the States and resumed my old comfortable life.

Things were going good—until I spotted him at the convention.

I spent a restless night but by morning had my courage back. What did I have to fear? I hadn’t betrayed him. Anyway, what could he do to me in front of a crowd of people? Working the convention was important for my job. I couldn’t just stay in my room.

The convention was thronged with people but I didn’t see him the rest of that day. Still, when the guys asked me to go to the bar that night, I begged off. I told them I was behind on my reports and had to go up to my room. As much as I wanted a drink and company, I felt it was a better idea to rely on the mini-bar and TV in my room.

I walked to the elevator, punched the UP button and waited. The door opened and I found myself face-to-face with her—his woman. She backed in the corner as I stepped in, hands held stiffly in front, white-knuckled fingers clutching her purse before her, as though it were a shield. Her eyes skittering every place but on me, she licked her lips. “Don’t be afraid,” I told her. “I mean you no harm.”

“Just let me off,” she said. “Please.”

“Sure.” I stepped aside. “Like I said, you don’t have to be afraid of me. It’s him you gotta worry about.”

“Who?”

“The guy you were with last night.”

She gave me an odd little look, tilting her head like a bird. “I was with my husband. Why should I be worried about him?”

“Yeah. I don’t know what he’s told you about his past, but he’s a lunatic. Look, if you’ll come up to my room, I’ll tell you all about it. He’s dangerous. You don’t want to stay with him.”

She scuttled past me.

“Room 787C,” I yelled as the door slowly closed.

Well, shit on her, I told myself. If she doesn’t want to know, it’s her tough luck. I figured I had done my part warning her.

I was in my room maybe fifteen minutes—just long enough to shed my jacket, loosen my tie, kick off my shoes and pour a drink—when there came a tap at my door. Drink in hand, smile on my kisser, I crossed the room and flung open the door, sure she had changed her mind. But it wasn’t her.

“What kind of nonsense have you been telling my wife?” he asked.

I backed away, intent on closing the door. But he came on, index finger jabbing into my chest. “I want you to leave her alone. You scared the hell out of her. She came to me, crying.”

I’m not a brave man. I'm the first to admit that. I was scared. I didn’t know what he might do. I just kept backing up. Suddenly I was against the nightstand and he was still coming on. I reached behind me. My hand encountered the telephone. Next thing I knew, I was smacking him in the face with the phone.

He slumped to his knees and I hit him again. I picked up the phone and slammed it down on his head. Again. And again. And again.

They said I pounded his face into an unrecognizable pulp. They told me I killed the wrong man, that this guy was never even out of the States. They said he was only trying to get me to stop annoying his wife. Well, I know who he was. I recognized those eyes. I know a killer when I see one.

BIO: J. R. Lindermuth is the author of eight novels, including four in the Sticks Hetrick mystery series. He has published short stories and articles in a variety of magazines, both print and on line. Check out J.R. Lindermuth for reviews and sample chapters.

A Twist Of Noir 538 - Colin Graham

THE ENFORCER - COLIN GRAHAM

These days, it was all about psychiatric ‘torture’, or ‘enforcement’, Sergey Klopotkin’s preferred term for what he did, deeming the former label too crude. ‘Pravoprimeneniye’ was the Russian word for it and he would rather that his line of work was as it had been during his father’s day: a matter of beating up someone so profoundly that he would confess to all manner of insanely implausible crimes. Not what he himself was presently reduced to: a bit part role of delivering the partially (in his view) beaten up to more subtle tormentors.

When a boy, he would look at the calluses on his dad’s hands, earned from a day of smashing some intellectual in the face over and over again, in genuine awe when he returned home to the room in their communal flat. His father looked tough with his broken boxer’s nose, but then Sergey was oblivious to the daily defeat his dad endured by employing his ring mastery to knock the stuffing out of a man tied down and, at least at the early point in the proceedings, wearing glasses.

But then, when his time came to take on the job, it had changed almost beyond recognition. Stalin had just needed his henchmen to bludgeon untruths from people when he felt the need arise. But now, under Brezhnev, torture had become cerebral almost beyond Sergey’s tolerance, though, of course, he would never voice that misgiving out loud. There was always some bigger, uglier and younger replacement that would gladly, if not joyously, batter him around a cell given the opportunity, or rather obligation, to do so. So he stayed quiet, when he wasn’t uttering threatening curses towards the almost-broken man he was dragging like a bag of rubbish to the doctors, with their needles and things, who would then go about what was more insidious work at the end of the day. He reflected that the intellectuals had won in a way, performing as they did both roles in the process of enforcement, whilst his type, increasingly redundant, scowled resentfully in the background.

Then again, sometimes when tubes were being forced down throats, Sergey would again feel he mattered while using his break-neck arms to quell the ‘culprits’ as they struggled. But from his perspective in 1973, the ‘pravoprimeneniye’ industry had declined to a depressing degree. He just wanted out. But with things as they were, that was easier thought of than done.

Sergey had been a wrestler, a good one, he always insisted to his friends. They agreed, as they invariably do, with their condescending, fearful nods. He had almost made the Olympic team, he swore. Those companions, some of whom had been good ones but prone to honesty and who hadn’t assented readily enough to his skills in unarmed combat, ended up serving terms of hard labour in some of Russia’s severest climes. A ‘lucky’ few even passed through Sergey’s brutal hands and feet. They were treated to a dropkick or two in the process, thus disabusing them of any doubts as to his former prowess on the canvas. Sergey would then allow himself a triumphant smile and pompous maxim, ridiculous in its implied homage to individuality: “You choose your own path,” he would always say to himself as he washed blood from wherever he could find it about his limbs and torso. Sergey had never consciously exercised any choice whatsoever in his entire existence.

It was the motto that he had whispered at his son Andrei, ever since he was born on May 2nd 1972. But, though he liked to hear the words and feel their intimidating menace, Sergey didn’t really believe any of them. How, given his life, could he believe in anything? But somewhere within that phrase was a wish that things might have been different and he wanted his child to feel that, somehow, in his bones. Sergey didn’t want Andrei to be like him but neither, given what he had seen and done, did he want him to follow the road trodden by those of the bespectacled, the effete and the intellectual. He just wanted something to change. Sergey wanted out and, in some moments of despair, he would whisper this to his babbling infant while stroking his face. “I want to escape, Andrei,” he would say, tears welling up in his eyes. “For you,” he would add. But he never did.

BIO: Colin Graham is a British journalist/writer who has lived in Eastern Europe for over a decade, including stints in St. Petersburg, Warsaw and Belgrade. His short stories have appeared at Thrillers, Killers ’N Chillers.

Friday, August 6, 2010

A Twist Of Noir 537 - Dan Ames

HANGING CURVE - DAN AMES

Fourth Place Winner in the recent Watery Grave Invitational

Looking back, it really all began and ended with a photograph.

As I stood and looked down at the black and white image of my brother, I sensed the irony immediately. You see, even though I was two years younger, we had looked almost exactly alike. Our build. The way we spoke. Our mannerisms.

In fact, when we were growing up, people constantly got us mixed up with each other. Our friends and our teachers would call us by the other’s name. It was like we were twins. But there was one thing that was different between us, and it was dramatically different.

It was the way we thought.

People sometimes joked that the way to tell us apart was that I was the one with the brain. Now, looking at the crime scene photograph of my brother, the memory seemed to echo.

Because someone had blown my brother’s head off.

*

“I really appreciate this, Mike,” I said.

“Least I can do,” he said, and flopped my brother’s flimsy case file onto his battered metal desk. Detroit was down to nothing in terms of money for cops, and Mike Haverley’s corner of the world was a prime example. He looked at his shabby black desk chair, then back up at me.

“I’m thirsty,” he said.

We walked down to a cop bar a few blocks from the station house.

“To Joe,” he said and held his bottle of Heineken up toward mine. We clinked, and he drank half of his in one long pull. Mike and my brother had been good friends growing up, often partners in crime until Joe had left to play ball. Mike had stayed.

I looked up at the television toward the other end of the bar. The Tigers were playing the Brewers. Mike followed my gaze.

“He was something else, wasn’t he?” he said. Mike smiled at the memory, and I took in the lines in his face, how was one of his teeth was cracked.

“Effortless,” I said. Because I knew, without asking, that Mike was talking about my brother’s ability on the baseball field. Joe had been a star for East Detroit High School, had gotten a full-ride scholarship to a college in Ohio where he’d promptly been booted out a year later and wound up on the Tigers’ farm team. A year after that, he was playing in the pros.

Mike slid a document out from the inside of his tan and coffee-stained JC Penney sportcoat.

“Don’t read this now,” he said. “An ongoing investigation, a lot of press because of your brother’s...” He paused, looking for the right word.

“I understand,” I said. Even though a bar is a great place to have a discreet conversation, it’s not foolproof.

He drained the rest of his beer and I signaled the bartender for another, which she placed in front of Mike. My beer’s level was still visible above the label.

“Can I ask you a question, Tommy?” he said.

I nodded, already knowing what was coming. The same question I’d been asked a million times as a kid, and later, after Joe was playing ball for the Tigers.

“It ever bother you?” Mike said. “How good he was?”

“No,” I said. “I loved to watch him play.” And it was the truth. Joe Locker was the single most natural athlete I’d ever seen in my life.

“Besides,” I said, “all of our coaches told me the same thing.”

“What’s that?” Mike said. He looked at me, a little surprised at my honesty.

“I think too much.”

*

A day later, Mike called and told me the investigation was over. They had the guy. About a year before my brother Joe’s murder, a homeless guy had been found in an abandoned lot south of the city with his head blown off. And according to the report, that wasn’t just an expression. Literally, the head was almost completely gone.

Just like Joe’s.

The coroner was able to dig double-aught buckshot out of the neck stump and guessed the shotgun was probably a 10 gauge, maybe even an antique 8 gauge, judging by the size of the shot.

After the first homeless guy was found, every month or two another one was found around the city, usually in the poor sections. Unfortunately for Detroit, the poor sections constituted most of the city. The victims were all similar in that they were drunks, drug users, homeless, or all three.

My brother was a drunk and a drug addict, but I had bought him an apartment years back so he was never homeless.

Not that it mattered.

The cops had done their work, and eventually with some tire tracks, a key eyewitness and an informant, they had followed the trail to a guy named Wayne DeVoss. An artist with a warehouse studio overrun with rats, crack pipes, some unusual paintings and a suitcase with nearly fifty grand in cash.

At first, the suitcase got all the attention, but eventually, it lost favor to the canvases. Which soon revealed the heavy impasto and thick textures weren’t oil or acrylic, but blood and brain tissue.

Maybe inspired by the urban legend of snuff films, Wayne DeVoss had been an artistic pioneer, opening up a whole new field of modern art.

Death paintings, he called them.

*

The funny thing about being labeled as an athlete who thought too much was that, even back then, it didn’t offend me. Because I knew they were right. My brother could play deep shortstop, backhand a high bouncer, whirl and throw, with a fully unconscious grace, a “frozen rope” to first base. I was the opposite. I would charge a ball, sacrifice my body to knock it down and then throw it with a clenched fist and gritted teeth, holding onto the ball too long so that it scorched dirt at the first basemen’s feet.

Thinking too much.

Not a good trait for an athlete.

So I turned to computers. While Joe was out every night, drinking, getting high, getting laid, I focused on the family computer. I studied it. Took it apart and put it back together again. I studied software, learned code and, more importantly, what good code could do. Within six months, I had hacked into our high school’s computer system. Another six months and I was browsing private files at the University of Michigan, General Motors and the Detroit Mayor’s office.

But I never told anyone.

Even back then, privacy was all I really wanted.

Privacy.

And time to think.

*

I didn’t attend any court appearances featuring Wayne DeVoss. The man meant nothing to me. Instead, I booked a room at a nondescript hotel in a suburb of Detroit and fell into a routine. Early in the morning, I would study deals, contracts and project files for my company. I had also added a bit of a venture capitalist arm to my original software business and the profits from those half-dozen deals had made me a very wealthy man.

In a way, my success had eerily counterweighted Joe’s fall from grace.

His rookie year for the Tigers would be his best. The big contract that followed at the end of that year opened up the gates to the Party Palace and kept them open until long after Joe, his booze, his drugs and his money were thoroughly exhausted.

It happened quickly. After that first season, the steady diet of booze and drugs began to eat away at his reflexes. The errors occurred with greater regularity. His batting average, always high because of his instinctive hitting style, began to drop. At first, a few digits every month. And then double digits. During his sophomore season with the Tigers, he started using heroin, in addition to cocaine and alcohol. And then, in a colossal blunder, he started sleeping with, and introducing drugs to, the 18-year-old daughter of the team’s owner, a billionaire businessman and entrepreneur named Nicholas Kuchin. The girl wound up overdosing and nearly dying, the tabloids went nuts, and at the end of the season, Joe was history in Detroit.

*

According to the homicide team’s notes and photographs, obtained for me by a subcontractor of my company who was an expert at illegally accessing government computers, DeVoss’s setup for his death paintings was somewhat ingenious.

The subject was placed on a chair, in profile, in front of a large canvas on an easel.

Directly in front of the subject was an old-fashioned still camera. The huge kind used by old portrait photographers, where the camera operator ducked under a black velvet shroud.

What DeVoss had, though, was a double-barreled shotgun set up inside the contraption. A thin plate of mirrored glass prevented the models from seeing the working end of the double-barreled shotgun.

DeVoss would no doubt tell the subject to remain still, then blow their heads off, splattering the canvas in the process.

A one-take shot.

*

Despite my reputation as being somewhat cold, a rational man driven by logic, I felt the fury building inside me.

So I did what I’ve always done best.

I thought about it.

The crux of the problem was that for the police, the victims of DeVoss were pretty much the same. They were drunks, drug addicts, homeless people, or some combination of the three.

My brother fit perfectly into the victim profile DeVoss had followed.

The cops thought so.

And I did, too.

Or, at least, I had initially.

But then I thought about it. And thought some more.

Eventually, I reached a decision.

It came down to the blackballing. That was the thing that really set Joe back. It hadn’t just been his own torrid demise, as thorough and impressive as that had been. In addition to himself, he’d also practically brought down the entire organization. The owner’s daughter, Victoria Kuchin, wound up in drug rehab, having narrowly escaped death. Nicholas Kuchin, at the end of Joe’s sophomore season, had a massive brain aneurysm, some claimed brought on by the stress of his daughter’s problems. The team had their worst season in twenty years, and nearly everyone blamed Joe. It was hard enough trying to find a new team when you had botched your own season as a player. But when you’d practically brought down a franchise single-handedly, well, no one wanted you. Period.

That summer, I bought Joe a first-class ticket to the West Coast and, after I had badgered him enough, he finally relented and came to see me. And to get out of Detroit.

I’ll never forget the look on his haggard face when we toured my headquarters, which at the time, was easily half the size it is now. But Joe was genuinely happy about his little brother’s success. And everyone at my place loved Joe, his easy humor and graceful presence even apparent away from a baseball field. They didn’t see him as I did. To me, he was a drink and drug-addled shell of his former self. Even at half power, though, his personality and spirit were enough to win people over.

That night, over broiled lobster and a few bottles of white wine on the balcony of my flat overlooking the Pacific, he let me get a glimpse.

“I’m finished,” he said. “I let down the wrong people.”

It was maybe the third time in my life I’d heard him say something negative.

“Baseball is a huge community,” I said. “Even you couldn’t piss everyone off.”

He took a deep drink of his wine.

“No, not all of them,” he said. “Just the ones that matter.”

*

The more I thought about it, the more it came down to that suitcase of cash. My expertise had to do with computers. But that suitcase made me think. I went back to the police reports and read them front to back, back to front, and back again. I set the papers down and went to the wing chair in the corner of my hotel room, turned it toward the window and stared until the last of the sun began to fade behind the wall of brownish green suburban sprawl. When the truth hit me, it did so as it often does; like a fist to the belly accompanied by a streak of white-hot exquisite pain.

*

I was up early the next morning. The freeway was packed but I eventually made way to the hallowed ground known as Grosse Pointe. I swung my rental car onto Lakeshore Drive and, when I got to the Grosse Pointe Yacht Club, turned left and cruised north along Lakeshore Drive. I caught flashes of the lake in between the pine trees, circular drives and mansions with their security gates. When I came to one of the biggest homes on the strip, I immediately saw the mailbox, which was a miniature replica of the huge home. I drove by slowly and took in the monstrosity. I’d read that it was nearly forty thousand square feet, with fifteen bedrooms and twenty or so bathrooms. When I saw it, the only doubt I had about the numbers was that someone might have underestimated.

*

It took me the better part of two weeks, which included lengthy staring sessions at aerial photos of the mansion and its grounds. There had also been dozens of articles written about the construction of the home, including plenty of photos. I hacked into the home’s security center and downloaded everything I would need.

My preparations included a dry run and an unsupervised, unauthorized tour of the place. When I went back for the last time, I brought my equipment with me. I utilized the blind spots in the security camera angles, keyed in the alarm code and made my way inside. The security personnel were stationed at specific posts, including the exterior gate, and a small building just off the main house where another guard monitored the security cameras.

I went to the study, where an interview in one of the local business magazines had been conducted. The interviewer had marveled at the design of the space, stating that it was more of an art gallery than an office. I had to agree. It was two stories and the upper floor had a handrail that extended out over the lower level. I found what I needed, pulled a chair over to where I wanted to sit. And then I waited.

*

She walked in with a cup of tea and a cell phone. The phone was pressed to her ear and she sat down behind the desk, which was situated near the front of the room. It was a nightly ritual for her. In several magazine pieces, she had described her routine of logging into the company’s stock portfolio every evening and studying the day’s gains or losses. She said it gave her comfort. That it helped her sleep better.

*

“Don’t bother hitting the panic button,” I told her. She looked up at me, not exactly fear in her eyes, but annoyance. And recognition. The phone was on the top of her desk. I knew she had a Bluetooth earpiece but it wasn’t in. And I knew she wasn’t on speakerphone. The call button, wired into the surface of the desk, was now dead.

“I thought you were supposed to be the smart one,” she said. The funny thing about people like Victoria Kuchin was that when they had absolute power, they rarely had to hide anything. If they wanted to fuck you over, they just did. No obfuscation needed.

I reached over the desk, took her phone and slid it across the hardwood floor into a darkened corner.

“I came here to get my brother,” I said, and gestured to the canvas I had taken from the wall and leaned against the edge of her half-acre desk. She didn’t even glance down at it.

“Well, you don’t appear deranged,” she said. “So you must be on drugs now, too?”

“DeVoss had fifty grand in cash, Victoria,” I said. “There were seven victims, but only six canvases in his studio. Which meant he’d only sold one painting. And Joe wasn’t homeless like the others. The more I thought about it, the more convinced I was.”

“Convinced?” she said. A sneer on her face. “Of what? That your brother was a worthless asshole who ruined people’s lives? Because that’s what he was.”

I shook my head. “I know what you did, Victoria. The cops don’t, but I do.”

Her face was a smear of white against the dark wood behind her. “When I OD’d, it literally killed my father,” she said. “When I finally got clean, the first thing I found out was that the old man was dead. It took me ten years to put my life together. Your brother killed my father. He got what he had coming.”

I nodded.

“I figured that,” I said. “When I realized Joe wasn’t another one of DeVoss’s random victims.”

She looked at me, pure, raw hatred on her Botoxed, heavily scalpeled face.

“I just had to think about it,” I said. “And when I did, I realized that someone hadn’t bought that painting of Joe. Someone had commissioned it.”

Her expression didn’t change. I gestured at the few hundred pieces of art around the room. “Your reputation as a serious art collector is well-known, Victoria. I’m sure your artistic connections told you about the nutcase in Detroit making Jackson Pollack splatter paintings with a shotgun and some poor, homeless bastards. Ruining Joe’s career wasn’t enough for you, it never had been. You wanted him dead and a piece of him hanging on your wall. Like a trophy, right?”

She laughed then. And on her face, the bleached and polished teeth stood out like a death mask.

It was the first time I’d ever hit a woman in my life. I threw the punch without a thought in my head. It was pure, unconscious, and the only time in my life I experienced what it must have felt like to Joe when he threw a baseball. It was a perfect strike, right on the point of her chin. She flew off the chair and slumped against the mahogany paneled wall. I went to the side of the desk, pulled the canvas aside and lifted the duffel bag I’d brought. I pulled out the rope and the camera and got to work.

*

I drove north along Jefferson, until I got to the first public beach access. I grabbed the canvas and a few items from the duffel bag. I walked down to the shoreline, found a small jumble of rocks and set the canvas on top. I squirted some lighter fluid on it and tossed a match into the middle. The canvas and wood stretcher were immediately engulfed in flames. I sat on a fallen log and watched the last bit of my brother go up in smoke. It took another few minutes for it all to burn down to nothing.

*

The suicide of Victoria Kuchin made the sports page of the Los Angeles Times. I skimmed the article when I grabbed a coffee from my favorite coffee bar on Main Street in Venice, a stone’s throw from my condo. It appeared that the heiress had never really gotten over her various addictions, and she’d been found in her study where she’d hung herself after shooting up with heroin. I left the article in the coffee shop and walked out into the California sunshine and smelled the damp, salty ocean air.

I walked a few blocks up the street until I came to the shop. It was a small operation, known for their exacting standards and high prices. I picked up my order, which was quite large, and went back to my place.

*

I ripped the brown paper from the framed photograph, and found the hanging wire on its back. I went over to the space I’d cleared on my wall, just to the left of the picture window looking out over the Pacific. I hung the framed photograph there. It looked good. It was a black-and-white shot, a bit abstract, but one could vaguely make out a form that looked somewhat human. The figure appeared to be hanging, almost twisting slightly.

I made sure the photo and its heavy frame were hung perfectly straight. Then I sat down, looked at the photograph, and looked back out at the water. This was my favorite place in the world. It was where I loved to sit and think, and where I would always remember my brother as he was when he was playing. Smooth, carefree, living life like a cleanly hit ball soaring into the blue sky, unaware and unconcerned with the completion of any predestined arc.

A Twist Of Noir 536 - Richard Godwin

THE COUNTRY CLUB KILLINGS - RICHARD GODWIN

Part Three Of A Four-Part Saga (Part One, The Skin Room, can be found here; Part Two, Scar Tissue, here)

Maxy used her wealth and attributes to get membership to the local country club.

Set in grass so green it looked painted, the building was a slice of wealth with a massive price tag and exclusivity etched into it in acid. The owner, Joshua Stone, was an aging pervert who liked being blown as he played golf in his office. And Maxy did just that.

She booked an appointment saying she was offering reduced rates on her catering services and, once she was in his office, began undressing. She removed her dress in one swift unveiling and pulled off her bra before he could say anything. As she stood there fondling her breasts and he let his mouth hang open, she removed her g-string.

‘Is this part of the service?’ Joshua said.

‘You get this for a favour.’

He was in her mouth and she had her jaw clamped around his penis when she made the request, membership to the club for six months for continued favours.

He agreed just as he showered the back of Maxy’s throat with come.

As he went to shower, she downloaded the database of clients, obtaining all their contact details.

She had to force herself not to cut him and left, with the images of his peeled skin raging through her mind.

Back at the house, she poured a whisky and threw the card on the sofa where Mick was sitting.

‘Nice going,’ he said.

‘I want to start this right away.’

‘You had to do something you didn’t like?’

‘I did.’

‘You want to peel someone.’

‘As soon as I get membership, I’ll find a suitable candidate and skin him yard by yard.’

‘Welcome back, Maxy. Do I get to fuck his wife?’

‘This is how we do it. I take him home and you get there first. You wait outside while I pick one and text you his address. You break in and tie her up, you can even rape her while he watches.’

‘Baby, you’re speaking my kind of language.’

Her membership didn’t take long in arriving. She had to blow Joshua a few more times, but as soon as she was in she headed there for the first evening gathering of her prospective skin victims.

She wore a bright blue dress and high heels that accentuated her buxom figure. She honed in on a single man, who’d eyed her from the moment she arrived.

He was slim and tanned and, as they talked, she whispered in his ear.

‘Are you married?’

‘Why do you ask?’

‘It doesn’t matter to me.’

‘What are you saying?’

‘I’m a liberal woman. Let me get you another drink.’

She went over to the bar and stood there with her back to him and stirred the cocktails. She brought them over and watched slyly as he sipped his.

‘I know a hotel,’ he said.

They left in his Mazerati.

He began to feel drowsy as he was driving.

Maxy suggested he pull over for some air and he staggered into the moonlight, collapsing on the ground.

She pulled him up and lugged him to the boot.

Then she sent Mick his address and drove there, pulling up at a large house with lights on in the windows.

Mick was standing in the hallway and dragged the man through into the living room where his wife lay naked and gagged, her tights stuffed into her mouth.

Her face was empty, as if she was leaving the scene and what was about to take place in it.

Mick put the man in a chair and tied him up, too. Then he undid the woman’s binds and raped her as the husband awoke and pissed himself.

Maxy watched all this with no trace of discernible emotion on her face, except when the man started making noises and she turned to see the look of blank incomprehension on his face. She kicked him with her stiletto, drawing blood.

Then Mick turned the woman’s head towards her husband and made sure she watched.

Maxy stripped him and began cutting, removing his skin in long layers, which she stretched beneath the bright lights and placed on a rack she’d fetched from the car. That peeled part of him dripped like a nightmare canvas of deep lacerations. She carried on with her incisions, working with the measured focus of a surgeon.

She hung him up to dry like bleeding washing and, by the time she was finished, he looked like a mess of raw wounds.

His wife wore a look of unshakeable horror on her face as they turned to examine her.

Then Mick pressed the butt of his gun against her skull and looked right into her eyes as he shot her through the head.

He picked a piece of her brain from his shirt and rolled it between his fingers.

‘Looks like a walnut,’ he said.

‘Don’t you feel anything?’

‘We’re the same. I watch you cutting and you’re dead inside, Maxy.’

‘Not quite. We get high from this.’

They ransacked the place for valuables and downloaded all the files from the computer and left.

Back at the house, they sat and contemplated their night’s endeavour.

‘You got better with the blade,’ Mick said.

‘How many we going to do?’

‘A few.’

‘We ain’t gonna get caught.’

‘There’s only one person who can identify us and he’s in a coma.’

‘I say we do them and move on.’

‘Money, Maxy.’

‘How much do you need?’

‘Enough to retire.’

‘You ain’t never gonna give up this shit, Mick.’

They made several hundred thousand from their first victim and soon doubled this.

Maxy continued to work. She also continued to visit Joshua.

And Mick could see the anger building in her. He found her gargling with bleach one night. She turned to him in the lurid light that seemed to inhabit their desolate dwelling place.

‘I need to kill him,’ she said. ‘I can’t suck him off and not skin him.’

‘We need more money.’

Mick wanted a richer guy and Maxy found him.

Tom Flint. One of the wealthiest members of the club. His wife was the tanned and toned product of investment, just Mick’s type.

Maxy worked on Tom Flint and one black night hooked him.

He passed out wending his way to the hotel he used when he booked sessions with hookers and she steered his car over to the side of the road and hefted him into the boot.

Mick was waiting for her at his house.

What he did that night changed things.

He’d already stripped and tied the wife up and, when Maxy came in with the husband, he started punching him, breaking bones in the man’s face.

‘Leave his body alone,’ Maxy said. ‘I need the skin.’

So Mick hit the wife. Not just once, but repeatedly, until she was bleeding profusely.

He raped her.

He cut her.

He set fire to her with his lighter and Maxy watched with no emotion as her hair ignited. Then she peeled the husband back to the bone.

They took what they needed and went home.

They’d accrued several million, which they’d deposited in various bank accounts.

As she undressed in the bedroom, Maxy looked at Mick and wished him gone. She missed her solitary life of killings and felt he had invaded her psychotic sanctuary.

‘Now what?’ she said. ‘We got enough money.’

‘We do a couple more.’

‘No. We need to move on. You’re starting to need more extreme acts of violence. I say we stop.’

‘You don’t get to decide.’

They went to bed. As she lay there, she thought of ways of removing Mick.

And he knew what she was feeling.

The next day, the police turned up at the country club.

They began asking questions about the members, honing in on the new ones. Joshua was protective of his business and also his sexual interests. He called Maxy after they’d left.

‘Police have been round. If you don’t want me giving them your name, you better come here now.’

‘The police? Why would that worry me?’

‘Some of our members have been killed. You must have heard.’

‘What’s that got to do with me?’

‘Just come, there’s something I want to do to you.’

Maxy told Mick what had happened before she left for the country club.

While she was out, he stole a car and drove to the hospital where the coma victim was lying in a private room. Pulling his hat low over his face, he entered the darkened room and disconnected the life support machine.

Meanwhile, Maxy got to the country club where Joshua was waiting for her.

‘I want to fuck you,’ he said.

Maxy watched him undress and, as he moved towards her, she cut his throat.

She peeled him, washed his blood from her in his shower, and left him in his office, taking his skin with her.

Mick was waiting for her back at the house.

‘He dead?’ he said.

‘He is.’

‘Guy’s not in a coma any more, he ain’t in anything anymore.’

They looked at each other in some black communion.

And Mick and Maxy took to the road.

BIO: Richard Godwin lives and writes in London, where his dark satire ‘The Cure-All’, about a group of confidence tricksters, has been produced on the stage. He has just finished writing a crime novel. His writing appears regularly at Disenthralled and Gloom Cupboard, among many other magazines. He has a Twitter account and can be found there under the User Name Stanzazone. You can check out his portfolio here. His first crime novel will be published later this year.

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