ICING SHYLOCK - RICHARD GODWIN
So I’m sitting in Parkside, Anthony Federici’s place. I got connections. What the fuck, I was made at eight. There’s been a few scuffles in the administration, nothing major. Only a few dead bodies. I’ve just ordered Osso Bucco, I can smell the veal sizzling. I love a bone with a hole, and my comare Graziella has her hand on my thigh. Her nails are Chianti red as she slides her fingers upwards when he walks in. Freddy the fucking Shylock. No more than a babania, a babo.
‘So, Tony, how’s it going?’ he says, laying his sweaty palm on my shoulder.
I check my Armani suit for grease marks and catch the angry flicker in Graziella’s eyes.
‘Good, I’m a little busy right now but-’
He cuts me off.
‘There’s a little something owing,’ he say, cupping his hand next to my ear.
I return his gaze and watch his eyes wander down Graziella’s cleavage, hovering at the edge of her La Senza bra.
Look, I gotta tell you this guy’s a cafone, his mother used to hide him under shopping when she took him out, you know. He’s got this puckered face. Gotta pay for his snatch. I ain’t respecting some smart ass like that. But they call me Tony Two Times and I stand by my name. I always give them a chance. I mean, you gotta play fair, right?
‘Excuse me,’ I say to Graziella, and leave her sipping her Prosecco.
I wander the marble corridor.
‘What the fuck do you think coming here and embarrassing me like that? Do you know I’m getting married?’
He smiles, flashing his big yellow teeth at me. It’s ugly his smile, like someone cracked an egg on his fucking face and I think of pliers, my favourite tool. I like to remove their teeth when I’m on a hit, one by fucking one. It’s surprising how much information you can get like that. Crack. Scream. Crack. Scream.
They whine like little girls. They want their mommas. They pray to Christ.
I was hired once to get some vig. Some smart ass reneged on his debts. I like that word renege. So I kidnapped the guy’s son and friend. I called him, I gave him a chance. The asshole never paid. I killed them with a broken Corona bottle and drank a cup of the son’s blood. That was before I gave up coke.
Now I look at Freddy and see he’s nothing more than an empty suit.
‘I’ll get you the money,’ I say, ‘next week.’
He shakes his head.
I can see he’s enjoying this.
‘You know what’s happening in a few days?’ I say. ‘Me and Graziella, I’m a fucking earner.’
He starts to walk away.
‘Not good enough, Tony, bye bye.’
He waves and that’s when it comes to me. I have to do it. The guy’s half a hard-on with a suitcase, he’s a fucking problem, got no respect. He needs to go. I’ll do it for Graziella. She’s a fucking diamond, my best asset.
‘OK, I’ll pay it,’ I say.
I go through to Graziella and she flashes her eyes at me.
‘I’ll only be a few minutes.’
While Freddy’s waiting, I steal out front and slash one of his tyres. Then I walk with him to his Benz.
‘Hey, what the fuck?’ he says.
I lay a hand on his shoulder.
‘Kids these days,’ I say. ‘I’ll change it in two minutes.’
He opens the trunk and hands me the jack. Dumb fuck. I smash his head in, bundle him inside, and drive him to Long Island.
The night’s like black velvet as I cut his gut open, release the gases, and weigh him down. Not a murmur, he sinks like a stone.
Back at Parkside, Graziella’s a little mad, but she soon calms down. I marry her two days later. Tony Federici puts the call through for me and I pay my debt. Fuck, she’s his only daughter. Freddy was small time.
These Young Turks, what do they know? Me, I’m enjoying the finest comare snatch this side of Sicily.
13 hours ago
Excellent. A very different voice for you, Richard. You handle it well.
Just shows what a guy'll give up for love. You know, pleasures like: coke, drinking blood, creative ethno-centric folk art with broken bottles, the fascinating possibilities of pliers and teeth. That kind of stuff. All for Chianti Red nails, a barely glimpsed La Senza bra. Can't blame a guy for one solitary, tire iron fired bachelor now can ya? Cool.
Excellent. Man I could feel the atmosphere seeping off this one, like grease through a mafia guy's hair.
Richard! Great story! But tell me, buddy . . . do you have nightmares at night when you go to bed?
Chris thank you for your comment. You have to mix it up mate.
Bill you have it. Small details that make up a whole and therein lies many an act that makes a good story, thank you mate.
Charles I appreciate that. I am glad you enoyed the atmosphere.
Bryant thank you buddy. I may well ask you the same question.
Delizioso! What’s not to love here? It’s made out of the reason 11.9 million folks tuned in to Tony Soprano’s finale. We love wiseguys, we love the Mafiosi! A big ‘MWAH!’ on the Godwin’s ring :-D
Noice! Dug this. lol
MissA on the knuckle. Molto grazi.
Carrie thank you senora. Always appreciated.
Super slick Richard. I still have the picture of Tony and Freddy rolling around my head, and Graziella ... phew.
I loved the comment about the Amani suit. That would piss me off too (if I had one).
Keith thank you for your comment. The thing about Armani is it doesn't like grease.
The first paragraph shifted my expectations, setting up a new Godwin world. Intrigued, as always, I went with it. Glad I did. No-nonsense, great voice 'n' smooth-flowing. Loved the matter-of-fact menace of Tony. At least he gave Freddy a second chance.
Top job, Richard.
Great to see you writing in foreign, Richard.
Really well done and punchy.
Col thank you mate. Glad you liked the style.
Paul good one mate. Punchy is good right.
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